Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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