If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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