hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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