question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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