does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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