try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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