Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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