I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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