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(951): View more from California

Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.

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(650): View more from California

I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?

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(309): View more from Illinois

The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.

(1-405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm down.

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