I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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