nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I need to align my fucking chakras
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