need another drink. this is the easiest way
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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