I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I showed him my bush... on skype.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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