It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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