Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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