You really coming over, don't trick.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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