if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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