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it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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