You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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