Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She's like a pop up book from hell.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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