dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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