haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i came on her dog
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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