so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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