I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
