problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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