Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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