I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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