I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Found your dick twin last night
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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