he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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