oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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