chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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