I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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