I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She's the barista slut.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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