the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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