oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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