I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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