your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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