The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
