It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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