so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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