guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We talked him into tasing himself.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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