New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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