Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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