About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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