Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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