I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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