Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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