Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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