Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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