Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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