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• (805): View more from California

  found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'

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  Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.

  (229): View more from Georgia

  Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.

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  Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next

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• (716): View more from New York

  Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.

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