ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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