Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.