Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.

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(903): View more from Texas

Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.

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(631): View more from New York

I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her

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(510): View more from California

She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.

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(954): View more from Florida

What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?

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(216): View more from Ohio

SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.

(330): View more from Ohio

YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR

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