So gin and wine won't be happening again
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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