When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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